pondababa's definitions

Consolero

A gamer that doesn't use a PC or Mac but X-Box, Playstation and alike to play recent releases.

A: Hey, you and your brother like join our Minecraft server?

B: I'd like to, but my brother is a consolero. Only Bedrock with him. Sorry.

by pondababa May 30, 2022

squat cobbler

aka

Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.

A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".

A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?

by pondababa September 2, 2016