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A ridiculous or old game that someone wants you or a group of people to participate in. It could be a physical (such as a card or board game) or a verbal game.

(Noun) My family kept wanting me to play a gloke all afternoon.

(Verb) My best friend kept gloking me around with this card game she played as a kid.
My friend went to this boring party, all they did was play glokes all day.
Gloke by PlasticDuck December 4, 2009
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A florida made rapper, with the talents sent from heaven, and a big heart, but will not hesitate to shoot you.
gbroken goes hard.
gbroken by BJ Gonzalez October 16, 2020

Glokenapoopen 

When you take a shit and destroy the toilet before you flush the shit down
"what happened to Mike?"
"He was on the toilet and did a glokenapoopen."
someone who glokes (hanging upside down naked by there ballsack)
Yo collingliz is such a gloker
gloker by Doogan May 2, 2024
A girl who is spiritually a bloke but a female version
“Her? Yeah Bro she’s more of a gloke than anything
Gloke by Cioara April 5, 2025

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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