A ridiculous or old game that someone wants you or a group of people to participate in. It could be a physical (such as a card or board game) or a verbal game.
(Noun) My family kept wanting me to play a gloke all afternoon.
(Verb) My best friend kept gloking me around with this card game she played as a kid.
My friend went to this boringparty, all they did was play glokes all day.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'