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Gloke

A ridiculous or old game that someone wants you or a group of people to participate in. It could be a physical (such as a card or board game) or a verbal game.

(Noun) My family kept wanting me to play a gloke all afternoon.

(Verb) My best friend kept gloking me around with this card game she played as a kid.
My friend went to this boring party, all they did was play glokes all day.
by PlasticDuck December 4, 2009
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Gloke

A girl who is spiritually a bloke but a female version
“Her? Yeah Bro she’s more of a gloke than anything
by Cioara April 5, 2025
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