gaylord perry

When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.

My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.

gaylord perry by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

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Gaylord Perry

Hall of Fame baseball pitcher (inducted in 1991) who won 314 games and pitched for 8 teams, chiefly with the San Francisco Giants. He is best known for throwing spitballs, an illegal pitch doctored with foreign substances.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. - Gaylord Perry

Gaylord Perry by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

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gaylord perry

A term of endearment but with a homophobic nature.

What you been up to, Gaylord Perry?

gaylord perry by dickdarrel May 13, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026