joebooh2's definitions

Plench

(verb) To clench together one's butt cheeks to prevent a serious accident in their pants.

"Dude, pull the car over. I am plenching and about to soil the seat cover." shouted Brad after Thanksgiving dinner.

Steven tried to plench following his dinner at the Mexican restaurant, but it was to late. The runs started down his leg creating a small puddle on the floor.

by joebooh2 December 6, 2006

gaylord perry

When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.

My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

Bartman

To change the outcome of the night without intention, or screwing someone over.

Dude, you totally pulled a Bartman with us last night. You did as much for us as Bartman did for the Cubs back in '03.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007