Small car (usually japanese) with loud exhaust, spoiler / wing, body kit, "NOS", fruity colors, a "cold air intake system (how useless), and are always extremely weak and very slow (0 - 60 in about five minutes). But for some reason, the driver claims it to be the fastest thing ever. Variation of the phrase "Hot Rod".

The fast and the furious had a lot of gay rods.

Billy's purple lowered Honda Civic is the slowest car ever made but he picks up plenty of guys in it because it's a gay rod.

Look at the two fags too curious in the gay rod over there.

gay rod by TiC_ToK May 13, 2004

Gay rod

A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.

James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.

Gay rod by El Gordo Loco May 28, 2021

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that fag ass on the yankees who has blue lips and eye liner annd plays 3rd base

Gay-rod likes the Jeter peter

gay-rod by fudgenuggets November 1, 2004

GAY-ROD

A person who gets mad easily and takes every joke up the ass he can't talk all the shit he wants on you, but as soon as you say something about him he goes and cries to his babe about

man why did that guy straighten his hair he looks like a dyke?

that's not a dyke, that's just GAY-ROD

GAY-ROD by yeetboys January 18, 2017

gay fishing rod

it’s where you take the hook of a fishing rod and stick it up a dudes ass and take out their intestines and eat good.

dude:i did the gay fishing rod and i havent shit for three weeks

gay fishing rod by eelijah._ January 7, 2022

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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