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A nickname given to A-Rod of the New York Yankees by Boston.
GO RED SOX!
who's your papi?
by Raych December 17, 2004
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that fag ass on the yankees who has blue lips and eye liner annd plays 3rd base
Gay-rod likes the Jeter peter
by fudgenuggets November 01, 2004
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Alex Rodriguez - variation of his common nick of "ARod". Most likely coined when his usage of lip balm looked a lot like lipstick. Came into wide usage (outside of NY) after his illegal swipe at the pitcher in Game 6 of the 2004 ALCS.
"It figures Gayrod would try to cheat"
by mark marshall November 13, 2004
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1: Someone who acts in such a way that it would be classified as gay.
2: Any male who dyes and perms his hair in such a way that it looks like he has pubes growing out of the top of his head.
See also: Fuckrod and Fucktard
Randy dumped his supermodel girlfriend and got a perm. What a gayrod.
by Bob Vila March 02, 2004
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Small car (usually japanese) with loud exhaust, spoiler / wing, body kit, "NOS", fruity colors, a "cold air intake system (how useless), and are always extremely weak and very slow (0 - 60 in about five minutes). But for some reason, the driver claims it to be the fastest thing ever. Variation of the phrase "Hot Rod".
The fast and the furious had a lot of gay rods.

Billy's purple lowered Honda Civic is the slowest car ever made but he picks up plenty of guys in it because it's a gay rod.

Look at the two fags too curious in the gay rod over there.
by TiC_ToK May 13, 2004
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A fully erect dingus carried around by an extremely faggish person.
Dude, that fag just brushed me with his gayrod! Now I gotta go take a shower before I shit myself.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
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