gay rod

Small car (usually japanese) with loud exhaust, spoiler / wing, body kit, "NOS", fruity colors, a "cold air intake system (how useless), and are always extremely weak and very slow (0 - 60 in about five minutes). But for some reason, the driver claims it to be the fastest thing ever. Variation of the phrase "Hot Rod".

The fast and the furious had a lot of gay rods.

Billy's purple lowered Honda Civic is the slowest car ever made but he picks up plenty of guys in it because it's a gay rod.

Look at the two fags too curious in the gay rod over there.

by TiC_ToK May 14, 2004

mexican handshake

the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch

After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

autopilot

to drive home extremely intoxicated and have no recolection in the morning of the ride.

i don't recall how i got home last night but the car is in the driveway.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004