Gay As

similar to straight As, however, they aren't quite straight, can range from being bi-curious (As and Bs), all the way to flat out flaming faggotry(ranging from Fs to As)

Mother: Jimmy, you better have gotten straight As on your report card!

Jimmy: actually, i got Gay As

Gay As by Brownie121491 October 1, 2008

gay as the fourth of july 

The highest form of gay only obtainable by the scarf of sexual preferance. The only known placement is Albus Dumbledore

Harry Potter "What house are you in Prof. Dumbledore?"
Albus "Gay as the fourth of july."

gay as the fourth of july by UnderTaliaStuckAVPM_weirdo November 2, 2017

gay as a kite 

Someone who is gay, hasn't come out yet, but everyone can see that they're gay.

-Do you think David is gay?
-Yeah, he's as gay as a kite!

gay as a kite by frumbl June 24, 2019

gay as a handbag full of rainbows 

Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.

"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."

gay as a handbag full of rainbows by Alex_2525 June 30, 2006

Gay As Christmas 

An extremely over the top, overtly feminine gay man or teenage boy. Thought originally to be a reference to the Christmas Carol "Deck the Halls" which contains the line: "Don we now our gay apparel." It also conjures up images of a very festive (gay in the old sense) holiday. Someone who is Gay As Christmas is one of those homosexuals who are always "on" never sad and tend to prance about, seemingly defying gravity as they flit from one male party guest to the next.

Zach Efron had been called many things, especially homo, fag, flamer, screamer, sausage smoker and just plain queer but after seeing him flit from boy to boy at the party last night, everyone agreed the best way to describe him is "He's Gay As Christmas!"

Gay As Christmas by Jackson Jake March 24, 2009

Gay as shit 

When you are extremely gay. You are so gay it's in another level

Bryce is gay as shit.

Gay as shit by Thegoat17 December 14, 2016

Gay as Gridiron 

When something is completely gay and cannot get any gayer.

Fred: That guy is really gay.
Barney: Yeah, he is as gay as gridiron.

Gay as Gridiron by superchuck94 April 26, 2011