Gay Stalker

Gay sta'lker (gay stak r) n. Individual of the same sex whom refuses to relent the idea of an imaginary romantic relationship. He/She constantly makes up rumors and stories about encounters that may leave people wondering as to your sexuality.

We saw my boyfriends gay stalker at the bar last night and he left crying.

Gay Stalker by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008

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That gay stalker

A stalker who only stalks people of the same sex.

Check out that gay stalker behind us lets get out of the car and start...

That gay stalker by gay pervin and swirvin August 10, 2010

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Luke Guystalker

A male or female stalker of a male. This stalking can include but is not limited to: unexpected public sightings or run-ins, stalking by electronic means, and overall obsession.

Dude 1: "Hey didn't we go to high school with that kid over there?"
Dude 2: "yeah I see him all the time, I'm starting to think he's Luke Guystalker"

Luke Guystalker by theNatureBoyWooo December 15, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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