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Gay Jesus 

gay jesus is when one enters a gun game match, whether it be CS:S, Call of duty, or so on so forth and intentionally knifes another player
Player 1: Woah dude, that guy is pulling a gay jesus, what a fucking queer
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...
Gay Jesus by Mechanic679 October 15, 2013

Gay Jesus 

Gay jesus a gay (usually male) individual who is most likely in a chorus or art magnet and never shuts the fuck up leading to a flock (or the correct term) herd of fags surrounding them at all time and treating them as above everyone else
"You know that fat fag gavin in the chorus magnet who never shuts the fuck up?"

"Yea they treat him like hes gay jesus or some shit"
Gay Jesus by Short midget cunt June 11, 2018

Thank gay jesus

What queer people say instead of thank god
Omg that was a close one. Thank gay Jesus we made it in time
Thank gay jesus by Evie70 December 7, 2021

Gay Space Jesus 

A nickname for Kaworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion due to the fact that he appears to be gay, from space, and jesus
Person 1: Who is your favorite character from evangelion
Person 2: Kaworu Nagisa
Person 1: Oh, you mean gay space jesus

Gay for Jesus

Someone so addicted to religion that they make priests look like athiests
That guy is so gay for jesus it should be a sin
Gay for Jesus by Oure September 29, 2018

Jesus gay his dad 

Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”

nuke gay whales for jesus 

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.
The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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