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Girls don't like gay guys because they know they don't have a chance.

Straight guys don't like gay guys because they get all the girls but go after other men instead.
Those gay guys get so much pussy but deny it for the taste of penis.
gay guys by Rohàn Frederick January 23, 2009
many people think gay guys are just some dudes who like other guys...but there is much more to it! you have to have style, co-ordination and of course the ability to clap your hands excessively and jump up and down at anything, jack off will and grace is my favourite example followed by shaun off coronation street. To be a gay guy you have to know everything there is to know about fashion and be loveable and sexy and fun!!!
Me: Ha Ha look at that totally self-actualized dude over there! He looks sooo cool!
My friend: Nope he just looks like a gay guy
Me: Exactly! Look at the way he jumps up and down claps his hands like that!
My friend: Claire.
Me: mhm?
My friend: Shut up.
Tord Larsson and Thomas Ridgewell from Eddsworld.
Guy 1: Tord and Tom are gay guys.
Guy 2: OBVIOUSLY

Gay guys’ gal 

Essentially a " fag hag" . Or more specifically a girl who has many gay friends, fascinated with the LGBT 🏳️ 🌈 community , loves to spend her time singing and dancing at gay bars , and has had many gay crushes and attractions sometimes without realizing it since they may be still in the closet . A Gay guys’ gal generally has difficulty with developing an attraction towards straight men, and if so, is generally awkward and perhaps self doubting since she may not be " experienced " with flirtiting or gaining their affection . if there she likes them. However she can be a straight mans bff by being a good wing woman , helping them with girls , good friend ect.

She is totally not just a fag hag but a true a gay guys’ gal! She's friend zoned the entire football team even as a hot cheerleader, and I always find her at gay bars and lgbt ally events !
I sometimes feel like a gay guy in a girl body!

She is totally not just a fag hag but a true a gay guys’ gal! She's friend zoned the entire football team even as a hot cheerleader, and I always find her at gay bars and lgbt ally events !
Gay guys’ gal by Sonid February 21, 2019

Five gay guys 

Hey, did you hear that new song by those five gay guys?
Five gay guys by CarcinoGenisist March 10, 2016

If two gay guys kiss it isn't gay

Think of positives and negatives (gay being the negative). Currently the sum of the equations is called sex points and more sex points means good sex. So if you add -1 - -1 it would equal 2 as in two sex points meaning good sex. The negatives cancel out each other which makes it not gay if two gay guys kiss.
Bruh If two gay guys kiss it isn't gay did you know that?
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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