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Garvon is a flavor of booty juice. Found mostly in India. Smells like spicy fish. It's a clear yellow fluid that can stain your skin easily. Bacterial byproduct. Also is found in a jellied form of hyena butter. It's the second smelliest naturally occurring substance in nature.
After eating contaminated sea food, Shmamantha was leaking Garvon from her anus into the public swimming pool. The amount of Garvon in the water made it bright yellow yellow.
Garvon by Bar Bizzle July 28, 2019
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The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.
The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.
GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011
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garconanokin 

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.
Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.
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Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue
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Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021
Ignore the other definitions. It’s just Italian for “pig” and you use it the same way as in English. If someone eats too much and is a slob with marinara down their tight fitting wife-beater undershirt, they’re a “dirty gavone”; or if they throw their trash out the window on the highway “what a fuckin’ gavone!”
Me: You see that fat fuck eating the Mortadella sandwich with mustard running down his chin?

You: Fucking gavones everywhere on Arthur Avenue!
Gavone by Dliguori February 15, 2022

Garmonbozia 

The word for "Pain and Sorrow" in the David Lynch film "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me". People's garmonbozia is collected and eaten by the demonic beings who inhabit the Black Lodge, and when they eat it, it visually resembles creamed corn.
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Garbongo 

You would call someone "garbongo" when they are clearly wrong.
Garbongo means that something or someone are lower then trash and deserves to be burned like the filthy garbage they are
Your opinion is wrong, you are garbongo.
Or
The spear in brawlhalla is garbongo
Garbongo by Poppa225 January 2, 2020
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