Gargoti
Gargoti by SeductiveAlien November 16, 2022
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gargoilic
Feeling like an Absolute Gargoyle after a night out. Totally destroyed with the worst hangover possible after having 30 shots of sambuca and 58 pints of Fosters. Technically Brain dead.
As in "Got in at 5am after a belting sesh down the local and now I feel Gargoilic"
(Feel like a Gargoyle)
(Feel like a Gargoyle)
gargoilic by Mr 5 F***ing Euros September 28, 2013
Gargouille
A French dragon that disguises itself by looking very like a gargoyle; sometimes said to have extremely long neck
Gargouille by The Isbey September 14, 2008
Gargotta
The last name of a very large and wealthy full or half Italian mobster family. They have strong ties to the mafia, government, and the state Texas. They have gone underground and are waiting for their numbers to in crease before they take out their new targets whoever that may be.
Me: dude I think that guy just got stabbed!
Buddy: holy crap I think thats a Gargotta!
Me: have fun I am out of here
Buddy: holy crap I think thats a Gargotta!
Me: have fun I am out of here
Gargotta by Juicy Jacob May 10, 2012
Gargouille
A French dragon that disguises itself by looking very like a gargoyle; sometimes said to have extremely long neck
Gargouille by The Isbey September 13, 2008
Gargonized
The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.
Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...
Gargonized by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008
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