Garfdicking
(verb)
/ˈɡɑrfˌdɪkɪŋ/
Definition:
A wildly inappropriate and deeply niche sexual act or fetish involving roleplay inspired by Garfield the cat. Typically includes one partner embodying the lethargic, lasagna-loving feline, complete with orange body paint, sarcastic disdain, and a deep loathing of Mondays. The other partner usually plays the submissive “Jon” role, facilitating increasingly unhinged acts that may include lasagna-as-lubricant, plush toys, or reading actual Garfield comic strips aloud during intercourse.
/ˈɡɑrfˌdɪkɪŋ/
Definition:
A wildly inappropriate and deeply niche sexual act or fetish involving roleplay inspired by Garfield the cat. Typically includes one partner embodying the lethargic, lasagna-loving feline, complete with orange body paint, sarcastic disdain, and a deep loathing of Mondays. The other partner usually plays the submissive “Jon” role, facilitating increasingly unhinged acts that may include lasagna-as-lubricant, plush toys, or reading actual Garfield comic strips aloud during intercourse.
"We were just making out, but then he pulled out a Garfield mask and a tray of lasagna. Next thing I know, I’m being full-on garfdicked.”
“She dumped him after finding his ‘Garfield Erotica’ folder. He was deep into the garfdicking scene.”
“Don’t ask what happened at that furry con. Just know there was garfdicking involved.”
“She dumped him after finding his ‘Garfield Erotica’ folder. He was deep into the garfdicking scene.”
“Don’t ask what happened at that furry con. Just know there was garfdicking involved.”
Garfdicking by Greykaiju May 1, 2025
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