Garfdicking 

(verb)
/ˈɡɑrfˌdɪkɪŋ/

Definition:
A wildly inappropriate and deeply niche sexual act or fetish involving roleplay inspired by Garfield the cat. Typically includes one partner embodying the lethargic, lasagna-loving feline, complete with orange body paint, sarcastic disdain, and a deep loathing of Mondays. The other partner usually plays the submissive “Jon” role, facilitating increasingly unhinged acts that may include lasagna-as-lubricant, plush toys, or reading actual Garfield comic strips aloud during intercourse.

"We were just making out, but then he pulled out a Garfield mask and a tray of lasagna. Next thing I know, I’m being full-on garfdicked.”

“She dumped him after finding his ‘Garfield Erotica’ folder. He was deep into the garfdicking scene.”

“Don’t ask what happened at that furry con. Just know there was garfdicking involved.”

Garfdicking by Greykaiju May 1, 2025

Garricking 

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.

I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.

Garricking by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016

garlicking 

Leaving randomly in the middle of a conversation for no discernable reason. Garlicing mainly happens on text conversations.

James is always garlicking when we're having a group chat on Messenger.

garlicking by KeelanD August 17, 2016

Dirty Garlicking

A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.

-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!

Dirty Garlicking by tomstamos January 3, 2022