Skip to main content

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
Related Words

Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathinyus 

The best queen you’ll ever meet. Words cannot express her.
Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathinyus

Gareth Bridges 

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.
Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.
Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons
Garthok by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.
You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Garthy Point 

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.
Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014