Garathon

The sneakiest little raccoon. He is a man who takes many forms. He is the ladies man, but can not be a man. A very sneaky guy. He is a mystery. No one knows who he is, but he remains his form as something, yet nothing.

Person 1: Garathon texted me last night.
Person 2: Oh no what did he say
Person 1: He says "x"
Person 2: Oh hes good...

by Best Friend Jackson June 8, 2020

Gayathon

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly

After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags

by becy June 25, 2004

Gagathon

The Gagathon is a contact sport founded in the early 1900s. The sport was founded by Sir Gargatrude Gargancious Bedworth. He sadly passed away due to a lack of strawberry jam in his system before his semi final clash against Phil Basham Bashingle Bedworth. The sport has taken off since 2008 as Phil Basham Bashingle Bedworth took over as president of the sport, since then hundreds of people have competed and watched this truly amazing sport. The Gagathon is a tournament where 2 players strip down and the winner is decided by a player entering there bollocks into the opponents arse. The players before a match have to consume 2 litres of strawberry jam so that the no deaths occur.

I’m going to the Gagathon next week lad, you coming?

by Dr. Rupert Battom November 3, 2018