the lbs and lbs of fat gained by general laziness combined with ready meals, takeaways and/or boarding school/workplace food consumed on your gap year.
The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a smallgap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?
Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.