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Gatty/Gatté

Gatty or Gatté comes from the verb 'to catch gat'. It derives from tha ancient proverb of Mattgatty Turner. Gatty or Gatté covers a whole range of words including, fanny, minge, flesh mesh, bearded oyster, yawning donkey, stench trench, spam purse, wizards sleeve and so on.

Many locals from the Southwest region regularly go 'gatty hunting' where they search out all forms of gatty big or small and pursue the gatty until the deal is done.
'I saw some great Gatty/Gatté last night' = I saw some fit girls last night that I would like to be in.

'The Gatty/Gatté hunt is on for Saturday night, bring your wellies or waders, we could be going in deep!' = We are on the hunt for ladies on saturday, bring your fucking A game!
Gatty/Gatté by Gatty Bandito August 4, 2010
Related Words
(adjective) Fragile in a sassy way. Often used to describe a person who seems elderly. The act of having way too much audacity for someone whose joints probably contain prehistoric remnants. A ganty person might break several of their brittle bones if exposed to newfangled rock music. If ganty could be an outfit, it would be something one would wear to a disco funeral.
Wow, she sure is ganty. All that audacity, yet I know that if I breathed on her wrong she would shatter.
ganty by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022

gantt chart 

A very boring chart used in making pointless decisions, especially if you are a highly overpaid person to talk bullshit. It is more commonly used by youngters as a swear word or insult as the word "gantt", when shouted, sounds remarkably like the word "cunt"
Jethro: Do you like that new guy
Mitch: No I think he is such a gantt chart
gantt chart by ISStudent June 5, 2011
(verb) to procrastinate by over-planning the course of action.
n. a person who procrastinates by planning too much and never starting anything.

Derived from the over reliance of Gantt Charts by project managers, popularised by its ease of use on computers over networks in the late 1990s.
"I spent so much time gantting, she lost interest"
"Don't be such a gantt, let's just see what happens"
Gantt by Doctor Martin December 5, 2009

Gantt Chart 

Derivative of the Gantt Chart used in engineering project management: a graphical representation of your sexual exploits over time - often grouped by person and color coded corresponding to act.
Anne's doing really well with her New Year's Resolution to stay away from boys - she hasn't had to update her Gantt Chart in months!!
"that gatty is well fit!"
Gatty by Jonny238 May 24, 2006