Gank-Spank

The art of spanking gankers solo during an invasion.

Peeve gank-spanks like he does it for a living!

by DeviousAardvark May 6, 2015

Kentucky Gank N' Spank

When someone is ambushed by any number of people with the goal of spanking said individuals ass raw.

"Hey guys, did you see that video of Anthony Davis getting the ol Kentucky Gank n' Spank in the locker room?"

by poo00pi January 15, 2021

gank shank

The phrase describes anything that is either broken or fucked up.

(FYI: both words rhyme with "bank")

This fucking rod is gank shanked, it won't fit into the hole anymore.

Alison got gank shanked at the party last night.

by Brizzo55 May 27, 2006

shank and gank

to shank someone (beat them up) then gank them (steal from them). in other words, mugging some one

yo lets go shank and gank that mother fucker in the alley over there.

by joey3953945 May 25, 2006

gangspank

Normal : When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in an intense spanking with a single willing partner. (If partner is unwilling it is called spank rape).

Gaming : When the enemy team, usually 3 or more, engage in an intense digital spanking against a single willing teammate. (If partner is unwilling it is called spank rape).

Normal : My husband invited some friends over to watch football on Saturday and with his permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

League of Legends : The enemy team invited me to take Baron, and with my team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Counter Strike: Global Offensive : The CT side invited me to plant on B site, and with my team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Team Fortress 2 : The Red team invited to conga with their friends, and with Blue team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Rust : A group of nakeds invited me to their straw two by two, and with their torches, I allowed them to gangspank me.

Battlefield Series : That super good *insert type of vehicle* keeps gangspanking me at spawn.

DOTA 2 : The game is a fucking gankspank.

Call of Duty Series : Fucking kill yourselves.

by Sí-3P0 February 1, 2017

Gankshank

When one or more gang members rape and shank an innocent business man mainly short ones

Let’s gankshank Rick from accounting

by Jeffery Star September 10, 2020

Gankshank

"Gankshank" combines the words "gank" (a gaming term meaning to ambush or betray, steal from someone, usually with the help of other teammates) and shank (a slash or stab with a knife). To "gankshank" is to ambush someone and stab them. Unexpected and nefarious shankage.

"Et tu, Brute?" Caesar groaned as he fell to the ground, gankshanked and befuddled.

by blakberi January 17, 2025