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gangspank 

Normal : When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in an intense spanking with a single willing partner. (If partner is unwilling it is called spank rape).

Gaming : When the enemy team, usually 3 or more, engage in an intense digital spanking against a single willing teammate. (If partner is unwilling it is called spank rape).
Normal : My husband invited some friends over to watch football on Saturday and with his permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

League of Legends : The enemy team invited me to take Baron, and with my team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Counter Strike: Global Offensive : The CT side invited me to plant on B site, and with my team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Team Fortress 2 : The Red team invited to conga with their friends, and with Blue team's permission I allowed them to gangspank me.

Rust : A group of nakeds invited me to their straw two by two, and with their torches, I allowed them to gangspank me.

Battlefield Series : That super good *insert type of vehicle* keeps gangspanking me at spawn.

DOTA 2 : The game is a fucking gankspank.

Call of Duty Series : Fucking kill yourselves.
gangspank by Sí-3P0 February 1, 2017
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gangstalker 

A member of a massive city-wide surveillance team which lines the routes of people on a watchlist.
See that red one-headlighted car over there? That's a gangstalker, they follow me everywhere.

guinea gangplank 

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.
"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "
guinea gangplank by ponytrekker August 5, 2005

Gangstanaut

Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
"Hey Jim, look at that Gangstanaut over there making empty threats to people and pretending he is thug-life."

"Wow Jerry, you're right. He's relatively small too, he must be on some kind of surreal powertrip that he relies on to justify his existence."

"Yeah, that's really sad. Pathetic even. We should really make a rap song about being a Gangstanaut and email it back and forth!"

Gangstanaut: Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
Gangstanaut by ChappedCheerio June 25, 2008

Guinea Gangplank 

Slang name for the Verrazano-Narrows bridge connecting Brooklyn with Staten Island. The name was coined by pre-bridge State Island residents who resented the large influx of people into their borough after the bridge was built. There was a large Italian-American influx from Brooklyn along with other nationalities as the island was built up after the bridge went into service back in 1964.
All these guinea gangplankers have ruined what used to be a nice peaceful island.
Guinea Gangplank by blueMagoo March 23, 2009

Gangstalkers 

Gangstalkers are nosey and usually not very attractive they feel like big shots cause they are in a group.They are followers and cannot walk alone . They are also giggly and the girls are very slutty . They are really quite sad .oh and they are very jealous and act like cartoon characters .They Crack me up .
I love to follow my gangstalkers around and video them with my super cool spy cam!
Gangstalkers by Blue Boots September 5, 2022

gangstalkers 

A lynch mob of civilians using psychological harassment and Non Lethal Chemical and biological weapons to single out one person.
Lots of gangstalkers wearing the same perfume scented drug walk by thier targets,trying to drug a single individual with repeated poisining of the same drug.
gangstalkers by F#ck gangstalkers September 28, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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