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jos gandos 

Something you say when two thumbs up is not enough
A: Here is your luwak coffee sir
B: Jos Gandos
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A word with Pornik-Turkic roots that dates back to the Turkic Expansion of the Turkish language. The word is frequently used in the Azerbozani language and can be used interchangeably with the word 'Protector'. Many Turkish and even Azeri people use this word to describe their forefathers.

Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
"Turkey's people are natural born gandons."

Reporter: "President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?"
Erdogom: "Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon."
gandon by tremsatkes818 March 13, 2023

gandouche 

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.
That guy is a gandouche.
gandouche by Dave K. December 11, 2007
A fearful animal with a body like an ugly deer, a bill like a duck, moose's antlers, and back legs like a rabbits. Only found in small redneck towns on the outskirts of other redneck towns, usually by people who are crazy, drunk, or both (crunk).
1.The ganoose can crush a boatload of men and pick its teeth with the ores.

2.Jimmy thought he shot himself a ganoose last weekend, but it was just a couple of cows.
ganoose by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004

gandussy 

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.
"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"
Russian slang for condom. Synonymous with faggot and/or asshole.
Alo gandon!
gandon by fM!phil May 28, 2003