Gammern

A man who pose on all Pictures, looks like a caveman or smells like a dirty pig. This man can often have a avocado looking skin.

Man: Would you like to come home to me?
Girl: No, you're such a Gammern!
Man: *See himself in the Mirror and admits to being a Gammern*.

by Mcsleez May 19, 2018

Gammend

When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"

Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.

by Synfal February 22, 2009

pro gammer

someone who is rly gud at gamming.

WOW Chames, ur such a pro gammer!

by Chamesprogammer December 16, 2021

Gammerican

Noun: A racist, flag shagging Yank.

Look at Cletus in his #AllLivesMatter emblazoned shirt, he’s such a Gammerican cunt!

by Phargon21 September 12, 2021

Gamernap

The act in wich one falls asleep in the middle of an Xbox Live Party

GamerTags

Tiogoron: And thats the first time i had anal.
Handicapped God: Dude thats gross what do u think equal?
EQUILII3I2IUIVI:.......
Handicapped God: Equal?
Tiogoron: Must be taking a Gamernap

by Handicapped God August 24, 2011

gammer

Gammer is someone who is hideous to look at. Mainly teenage female chav types from London that used to use this phrase in the mid to late 1980s, to describe an unattractive boy.

It was believed to have originated from the pale, pink, pasty flesh of a pork gammon joint. Also termed as gammer-chops. Chops which is a slang term for the face.

What a gammer, that bloke's a right gammer. Eeeeeew yuk, what a gammer look at his face...

by teknonutter July 1, 2005

Gamern't

Gamern't - The joining of the two words "Gamer" and "not". It's used to describe someone who is not good at games.

Person 1: Broooo you're so bad at this game
Gamern't: No I swear I'm really good!
Person 1: You're such a Gamern't.

by Gamern't May 19, 2021