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When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"
Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.

Gammend by Synfal February 22, 2009

pro gammer 

someone who is rly gud at gamming.
WOW Chames, ur such a pro gammer!
pro gammer by Chamesprogammer December 16, 2021

Gammerican 

Noun: A racist, flag shagging Yank.
Look at Cletus in his #AllLivesMatter emblazoned shirt, he’s such a Gammerican cunt!
Gammerican by Phargon21 September 12, 2021
The act in wich one falls asleep in the middle of an Xbox Live Party
GamerTags

Tiogoron: And thats the first time i had anal.
Handicapped God: Dude thats gross what do u think equal?
EQUILII3I2IUIVI:.......
Handicapped God: Equal?
Tiogoron: Must be taking a Gamernap
Gamernap by Handicapped God August 24, 2011
Gammer is someone who is hideous to look at. Mainly teenage female chav types from London that used to use this phrase in the mid to late 1980s, to describe an unattractive boy.

It was believed to have originated from the pale, pink, pasty flesh of a pork gammon joint. Also termed as gammer-chops. Chops which is a slang term for the face.
What a gammer, that bloke's a right gammer. Eeeeeew yuk, what a gammer look at his face...
gammer by teknonutter July 1, 2005

Gamern't 

Gamern't - The joining of the two words "Gamer" and "not". It's used to describe someone who is not good at games.
Person 1: Broooo you're so bad at this game
Gamern't: No I swear I'm really good!
Person 1: You're such a Gamern't.
Gamern't by Gamern't May 19, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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