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Gamer Crack 

When someone playing a video game is so into the action they lean so far forward that there butt crack can be seen.

spin off on Plumber crack
Dude I can see your gamer crack back up.
Gamer Crack by Luscious Blackwood October 31, 2011

Game Crack 

A substance unconsciously beamed from a/many game/games to a gamer's brain. Game Crack is highly addictive and when taken from a gamer, they will become highly depressed and possibly psychotic, killing anything in his/her sight.
Aw fu*k, my free-trial ended. I need 12$ a month for more game crack.
Game Crack by EMH559 March 7, 2004

CrackCostsWack(gamer tag) 

I very big simp but yet also and E-girl that still pimps. One thing this person does is glizzy you(give you shloppy toppy) before every match in every game doing this gives you pregame strength and makes sure you get that very epic dub in every game
Gamer: *gets glizzified be CrackCostsWack(gamer tag)* Woah I feel so... *literally turns into the hulk*

crack game 

street silliness induced by drinking massive quantities of alcohol.

crack games usually occur on the street after a night of binge drinking, and they involve: placing garbage on cars, knocking shit over, yelling inappropriate things at passers-by, general harrassment of neighbors.
person 1: how did that mattress end up on my car?

person 2: ooooh shit, i forgot about that. we played the crack game last night!
crack game by bellewasok April 9, 2005

Cracked gamer 

a cracked gamer who doesn't touch any grass.
he is a virgin 4 life
Cracked gamer by Trigg747 September 8, 2022

crack house game

A crack house game is a game that lures you in with free content until you hit a micro transaction wall, you CANNOT advance any further unless you pay a shit ton of money for a crate that unlocks random content.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.

Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Dumbass: WOOOH! LET'S GO BOIS, I JUST SPENT ALL MY MOM'S BANK MONEY TO BUY 3 CRATES! WOOOHH! I GOT, AN OP CHARACTER BOIS, LET'S GO!
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*