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Gameblock 

The antithesis of a cock block; a gameblock occurs when one's girlfriend/wife/partner somehow prohibits him or her from playing video games with his or her friends. This commonly occurs when the girlfriend is out of town or in a long distance relationship and a phone call prevents or interrupts game play.
Jay: Hey Percy, thanks for inviting all 31 of us over for this amazing Smash Brothers Tournament.

Percival: Yea man, it is going to be a great time---(Phone Rings)----Hang on guys its my girlfriend, I'll be right back

(1 hour later)

Percival: Where did everyone go? Damn it, I just got gameblocked pretty hard core.

Gamecocking

Gamecocking - v. Having a 14 point lead midway through the 4th quarter for two games consecutively to subpar competition, then contriving to lose in spectacular fashion.
"I enjoy watching a good Gamecocking."
Gamecocking by ZenPenguin October 8, 2014

Gamecocking

the act of seemingly putting a game out of reach, celebrating inappropriately like you won the conference, then imploding miserably in the last quarter such that the other team has a season defining comeback win.
Hey Bob, did Oklahoma win that game last night? We had to leave the party early. No, they lost at the end again. Just a lot of Gamecocking this season, damn it!
Gamecocking by Redlin24 November 3, 2014

Gamecocking

To think that you actually excel in a particular area, like college football, just to come to the realization you will always be second rate. No matter how many times you beat Clemson.
I thought they were National Title Contenders. Nah they was just Gamecocking.
Gamecocking by NickSimmons84 October 1, 2014
That multi-mile stretch of traffic that gradually slows to a crawl due to drivers gawking at a cleared roadside incident.
That gawkblock made me late for my meeting! I really hate getting gawkblocked.
Gawkblock by Beertken July 23, 2012

Gambloctober 

The better thing to do for the month of October. Created to one-up the stupid people who decided to create Sober October. This month is dedicated to the meticulous work of gambling with the goal to hit the Gazillion dollars jackpot.
At the strip club bar getting a cocktail, a stripper comes up to you.

Stripper: "Wanna go in that room over there for a dance?"

The Player: "Thank you for this offer but I have to kindly refuse. I'm here tonight for the Gambloctober. All the blood in pumping in my veins has to get to my finger so that I can acquire this capital."
Gambloctober by moptomvp October 21, 2023