The
better thing to do for the month of October. Created to one-up the stupid people who decided to create Sober October. This month is dedicated to the meticulous
work of gambling with the goal to
hit the Gazillion dollars jackpot.
At the strip club
bar getting a cocktail, a stripper comes up to you.
Stripper: "Wanna go in that room over there for a dance?"
The
Player: "Thank you for this offer but I have to kindly refuse. I'm here tonight for the Gambloctober. All the blood in pumping in my veins has to get to my
finger so that I can acquire this capital."