Gambloctober

The better thing to do for the month of October. Created to one-up the stupid people who decided to create Sober October. This month is dedicated to the meticulous work of gambling with the goal to hit the Gazillion dollars jackpot.
At the strip club bar getting a cocktail, a stripper comes up to you.

Stripper: "Wanna go in that room over there for a dance?"

The Player: "Thank you for this offer but I have to kindly refuse. I'm here tonight for the Gambloctober. All the blood in pumping in my veins has to get to my finger so that I can acquire this capital."
by moptomvp October 21, 2023
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