Gallontines Day

The day you successfully fill your girlfriend with a total of one gallon of cum (1,000 deposits) during your relationship

“Hey man have you done the homework?”

“Nah. I’ve been trying really hard to reach gallontines day”

by Giggles&Pooh October 16, 2020

Galentines Day

When single women get together on Valentines day to tell each other that being single isn't really that bad.

"Hey Chelsea, do you wanna come to our Galentines Day dinner this year?"
"Galentines day?"
"Yeah its just a bunch of girls getti..."
"Fuck that I want a man."

by CREY February 12, 2010

Galontines day

Valentines day celebrated by the LGBTQ+ community, the holiday became popular after Matthew and Talon had their 3rd anniversary.

Yoo happy Galontines day Matthew, I hope you and Talon love each other very much!

by BlackUkrainian999 October 9, 2025

Gallontine's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 14th by eating an entire gallon of ice cream.

Allison: "Happy Gallontine's Day Nicole! Would you like to come over and celebrate by eating an entire gallon of ice cream?"
Nicole: "Do we have to share a gallon of ice cream between us?"
Allison: "Don't be silly! We EACH get to eat a gallon of ice cream, as the tradition goes of course."
Nicole: "Sounds great! I'll be sure to wear sweat pants!"

by dallisor February 5, 2014

Gallontine's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 13th by drinking a gallon of beer.

Chad: Bro, are you celebrating Gallontine's Day this year?
Jason: Yeah brah, got my PBR.

by ChickenFlucker February 13, 2017

gailentines day

the day where you shower Gail Catherine with love and affection. a day to celebrate the queen herself and how absolutely amazing she is

“hey what did you get gail for gailentines day?” “Jees I just love gail catherine, happy gailentine’s day!”

by annonydussy February 14, 2022