Gak Towel
A rag commonly used to clean up after sex/masturbation. Broad term used to describe any material (such as face washer, tissue, curtains etc) used for cleaning up jism.
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Gak Towel
A material often found on a teenage boys bedside table, used to clean up ones spunk from ones penis.
Jimmy: My mum found my dirty gak towels in ma bin!
Friend: Dude try catching ur jizz in ur mouth next time, saves alot of tim!
Jimmy: Wow thanks Friend!
Friend: sure thing!
Friend: Dude try catching ur jizz in ur mouth next time, saves alot of tim!
Jimmy: Wow thanks Friend!
Friend: sure thing!
Gak Towel by Elliot Haworth November 15, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)