Gags man
When using the predictive text on an old Nokia phone, and typing “HAHA MAN” (with a Northern English twang) resulted in GAGS MAN.
After a gym freak insighted that taking tramadol prevented ejaculation, and gave up on his wank after burning 400 calories, the best looking in the group said “Gags man. That was class!”
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