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Gabriel's trump 

I had just about decided only to be roused from bed for Gabriel's trump, but, suddenly, I heard a loud noise outside and ran quickly to the window.
Gabriel's trump by P Ray June 26, 2005

Gabriel S.

Gabo is a facinating creature. He is the type of guy to take a selfie, feel cute, and then say he might delete it later. He is very charming. But most importantly he will fuck your dog.
Gabriel S. by babyaids March 9, 2019

Gabriel’s head 

Gabriel’s head is fully busted
Gabriel’s head is fully busted.

Gabriel's law 

Psychological law founded by philosopher Peter Gabriel.

The law says: "When two girls, one more ugly then the other, are next to each other. You will find the little less terrible looking attractive"
1: "Yo that Edita is looking fine"
2: "She's just standing next to Anna. Try covering Anna with your palm and you'll see Edita's real image"
3: "Oh yeah. That's just gabriel's law"
Gabriel's law by wisster February 17, 2025

St Gabriel's Secondary School

The best school in the world. It is a heaven for everyone where the teacher is nice and everyone is very good and happy. There are no problems and the food is tasty. Everyone is good friends with everyone and teachers. This school is very good and awesome for everyone. Nothing ever happened on 8th September 2021. The school did not lose any students and we always only had 100 people. The blood stains in the toilet was the result of periods and not any student who gave head. I am most certainly not a spy trying to document this and got caught. I am most certainly not being held hostage with a ArmaLite AR-15 223 Remington 5.56×45mm loaded with 9mm bullets capable of firing through walls pointed at my head. I am not being forced to write this in order to hide the incident. Sorry, a incident. I am not sure why you may think that I may not exist after this is published. Please do not spread any fake news or we may have to prosecute you.
"Wow, st Gabriel's Secondary school is truly the school of all time!"

"Nothing bad ever happens here!"

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gabriela sferrazza 

the most beautiful girl in the world, super loveable and an amazing person. Puts others before her which can hurt her but loves to see others happy still manages to stay happy herself. Very strong talented also really good at hand stands and super flexible. stresses way more than she should sometimes and over thinks every possible thing. Also has a close resemblance to a chimpmunk which comes from your childish side which she somtimes uses so she can stop stressing or overthinking. The most truthworthy faithful girl get into a relationship with her and you'll be happy forever cherish her and care for her and she'll do it 1000 times more. so much can be said about gabriela sferrazza but I'm running out of characters.
Omg gabriela sferrazza has the best boyfriend ever