(VERB)gabelled, gabelling, gabels

To smash or hit someone's head against a hard surface, like a counter or table.

Based on an incident where Against Me!'s front-man Tom Gabel assaulted someone
"Dante wouldn't shut up so i gabelled him until he did"
by Someone? August 15, 2007
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Talking with awkward bad dad jokes;
To annoy with the knowledge that you are doing so
I went to work and my coworker started gabeling right when he came in
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Gabel are people that originate North India and now live in Balkan.
Gabelet mbajne era mut! Gabels smell like shit!
by Hagauhd May 14, 2016
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lead singer and guitarist of against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.
"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel
by donkey jim November 4, 2007
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The one girl at a party with her tits and arse hanging out. Buy her a drink and she is your sex slave for the night. Can't find her? She is the one gurning in a corner skanking out to 80's music.
"Holy shit, is that an animal in the club?"

"No dear, that's a Webb-Gabell"
by what the hell is that? December 19, 2011
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There's a Gabells of Camels coming
by R9C May 30, 2018
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A hot, sexy, gorgeous girl who is the one you will fall in love with instantly.
A girl who is BEAUTIFUL drop dead gorgeous amazing in bed good at giving and recieving and making people happy should have a boyfriend named oscar because they are very compatible . a girl who cares about her family and friends and will do anything for them
kaitlin gabel is just amazing
by ghettowhitegurl June 14, 2011
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