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Glasgow kiss 

“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”
Glasgow kiss by Hshdbfhfnfbbfby February 2, 2019
The art of being ganster, and or a goon. Or you could just be Nick Pipes or Chris Cutlip.
Nick: What are you doing today?

Chris: Prolly going to pick up some hoes.

Nick: Dude, that's fuckin' Gtastic.

glasgow kiss 

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.
Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.
glasgow kiss by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008
Im gtbsg till i RIP
A city of extremes. In one day you can view the original Salvador Dhali Christ painting, spend the afternoon wandering the chic boutiques and vintage shops of the west end and then get chased by neds "doon the gallowgate" and consume more saturated fat in one meal than you ever thought possible.

Glaswegians have a fantastic sense of humour though and are overall extremely friendly and enjoy a bit of banter.
Tourist "I got stabbed by a ned in Glasgow but he gave me directions to the hospital and change for the 38 bus"
Glasgow by ExtraIce December 8, 2010