GIMP'd

To Alter an image using the free program "GIMP"

It was just a plain image before, but it was pretty after I GIMP'd it.

by Trent Berlinger November 19, 2007

gimp dick

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.

Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!

by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013

Gimp Dick

A friend that is barely crippled, and will explote the advantages but hates being made fun of for it.

Brandon is such a gimp dick, he has to always have the handicap parking, but will never let us make fun of him

by Zf3f May 24, 2011

Dismount Gimp

A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.

"Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Dismount Gimp II December 17, 2004

gimpdified

Having the quality of inadequate performance and/or functionality as the result of egregious mismanagement especially that resultant from a design committee or other bureaucratic process.

I had the access to data and tools to peform my job requirements, until someone gimpdified my login, now I can't do anything.

by Anonymous Coworker July 9, 2004

Gimpdad

A man who is unknowingly raising a child who he did not conceive.

Of course Alex is a Gimpdad. Look at the size of his kid's head

by Geordie6 June 22, 2025