Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.
Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
Having the quality of inadequate performance and/or functionality as the result of egregious mismanagement especially that resultant from a design committee or other bureaucratic process.
I had the access to data and tools to peform my job requirements, until someone gimpdified my login, now I can't do anything.