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Ghjjf is a word like fuck...it's great because you can use it in almost any scenario. Don't believe me (H)? Well, you can shut the GHJJF up.
Shut the GHJJF up.
My mom was being a bitch so I was like GHJJF you.
Runescape can liek go GHJJF itself L.
Wow what a huge GHJJF you have. (4head...not peenor..L)
Hey wanna GHJJF with me?!
GHJJF by Se2b (H) September 3, 2006

ghjjf forehead 

When a girl cums on the upper head or forehead of a man and then massages it in
Shannon ghjjf forehead Peter soo hard
ghjjf forehead by Weredabeef September 15, 2016

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when you're bored in english class
Person 1: Man, what should we do next?
Person 2: I dunno bro, maybe we should just ghjfdkslaöwoeriutyrueiwoqplkdjfghfjdkslawoeirutyurieowieurtyrueiwolksdfjghgjfkdlsaözxmcnvbvncmx gfhjdkslaösldkjfhgytreuwiowieurty

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The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.
The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

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you fucking mashed your keyboard and got here

what the fuck
johnny: steve dont bat me yet im having a shitj4owr6ebxdryf ghjqf1hmgruodjifbvgpvbi3uy
Aye man let's go "GHJF" some Libtards and play Fortnite after!
GHJF by PEDASEATMYASS February 12, 2019
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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