Qwert

The act of cumming or the semen itself.

example 1.
Guy1. I'll hit you so hard you'll qwert your self!
guy2. Bring it on qwert monkey!
example 2.
Guy1. that dog's humping your leg
Guy2. Ughh, there's dog qwert on my leg!
Guy1. You fucking idiot

by JB* July 12, 2006

Qwert

To ejaculate. It is also the first 5 letters on the keybourd.

I'm so horny, I really need to Qwert!

by Happy_Cow October 23, 2011

qwert

When a female qweefs and vaginal fluids spurt out as a result of the qweef

Holy shit! Did you see that girl qwert. Were going to need paper towels asap.

by dashizdocta December 30, 2009

Qwert

A unit of distance between keys on a keyboard. Adjacent keys are one qwert apart.

Since F and L are five qwerts apart, nobody believed Rick's claim that his text was unintentional.

by Fabtastico May 24, 2021

Qwert

A verb, used when a rather tragic female is dancing. It is a combination of the three words below:
1. Quiff- vagina fart
2. Twerk- Nasty butt shaking
3. Squirt- A cumming sensation females get when pleased

These all make up QWERT.

Girl 'qwert' that booty.

by Charlie Brown and Ava Lolita April 19, 2009

QWERT

The First 5 Letters on The Keyboard

Jim:Yo!
Paul:QWERT
Jim:WTF?

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

QWERT

a person who is obsessed with typing on a phone with a QWERTY keyboard.

Jim:"Ok bye Gina! I'll text you when you get home!"

Gina:"Why not just call me you fuckin QWERT!"

by vickersfan November 14, 2009