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today is national gf day

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girl friend day

"wow its national girl fiend day"
gf day by gugger nut October 15, 2021
It’s January 21! It’s national let your gf give you head day, take your girl to bed and let her suck the absolute shit out your dick or get some Pussy
Baby it’s national gf day,can I take you to bed.
Gf day by She ej January 21, 2022

Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her 

On april 14 you grab your gf against the wall and make out.
i grabbed my gf and made out with her against a wall. Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her.

National Gf day

October 20 is Appreciate your gf day so Say you love them and tag them
National gf day is when you appreciate and love your gf that’s what I said when jimmy asked
National Gf day by itsjadeluv October 20, 2021

National Say Yes To Your Gf Day 

What ever your gf ask you have to say yes
Gf::Can we get food?
Bf::Yes because it’s national say yes to your gf day

national kiss ur gf day 

January 16 is national kiss ur gf day!!!
NATIONAL KISS UR GF DAY
Boyfriend: hey

Girlfriend: what’s up?
Boyfriend: (kisses her)
Girlfriend: it must be January 16th
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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