theplainjane's definitions

moby

1. A tiny bald musician that makes music most people don't really understand. He is also famous for his online blog and his hatred of George W. Bush. He is also a vegan and owns his own vegan restraunt, Teany.

2. To shave it all off.. down there. "The Moby."

1. Moby is a crazy liberal living the NYC dream.

2. Where did all the hair go?

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Sneexy

- the act of being sexy yet having a cold. If your significant other has a cold, and feels bad. You can call them sexy.

Sexy + sneezy = sneexy

person one: "I have a cold.. ugh."

person two: "But you're still sneexy to me!"

*both laugh and feel better*

by theplainjane May 1, 2005

hating kate

indie band well loved indie band consisting of Star, Taylor, Matt & Jamie.

Their big songs include 'home-school prom' and 'helga pataki is cool.'

Hating Kate rocks the crowd.

by theplainjane May 1, 2005

david letterman

1. Long time host of the late show.

2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.

David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

garfield

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

the dolla store

Slang term for "the dollar store."

A place to buy all kinds of cheap stuff for very low prices. Like cheap necklaces, notebooks, and animal hats.

I buy everything I own at the dolla store.

Let's go get some dolla store bling bling.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

the story chica

A girl that writes stories online.

She writes online, that makes her a story chica.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005