by theplainjane April 29, 2005

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.
Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.
Extremely amusing for all generations.
Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.
Extremely amusing for all generations.
The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.
Garfield will eat you.
Garfield will eat you.
by theplainjane April 29, 2005

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.
David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.
David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.
by theplainjane April 29, 2005

indie band well loved indie band consisting of Star, Taylor, Matt & Jamie.
Their big songs include 'home-school prom' and 'helga pataki is cool.'
Their big songs include 'home-school prom' and 'helga pataki is cool.'
by theplainjane May 01, 2005

1. A tiny bald musician that makes music most people don't really understand. He is also famous for his online blog and his hatred of George W. Bush. He is also a vegan and owns his own vegan restraunt, Teany.
2. To shave it all off.. down there. "The Moby."
2. To shave it all off.. down there. "The Moby."
by theplainjane April 29, 2005

- the act of being sexy yet having a cold. If your significant other has a cold, and feels bad. You can call them sexy.
Sexy + sneezy = sneexy
Sexy + sneezy = sneexy
person one: "I have a cold.. ugh."
person two: "But you're still sneexy to me!"
*both laugh and feel better*
person two: "But you're still sneexy to me!"
*both laugh and feel better*
by theplainjane May 01, 2005
