ThatMoonCow's definitions

Garfield

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

by ThatMoonCow February 24, 2021

Comedy Support

When You're in a group at an event and you're supposed to be working, but all you do is just stand there making jokes and being funny for the rest of the people and not working

"I don't want to do work, so I'll just be here for Comedy Support"

by ThatMoonCow December 23, 2020