GARF

A gay, ass, retarded, fuck. who alway fucks shit up or is completely fucked up in his head and his face.
winslow as "GARF" getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the fuck of it.
by Justin M. Ross January 15, 2009
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GARF

No specific meaning. It is used to express excessive excitement regarding a particular subject.
Dylan: Dude... Mass Effect 3!!

Kevin: I can't WAIT till that game comes out!!

Dylan: GARF
by Captain DUCK October 07, 2011
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GARF

Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.
"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."
by sebes May 14, 2013
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GARF

FUNNY MAN WHO SPEAK LITTLE WORD, IS ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS WITH GUN, LIKES COOKIES
by GARFISFUCKINGCOOL March 29, 2019
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Garf

The overlord ultimate religion and word in all of history. It is used to express the ultimate strength of feeling in any form of emotion. It is also used as praise, an insult, or even a random word to slide into sentences whilst trying to have a serious yet informal tone.

Its origins stem from combining stereotypical Korean and/or Chinese & Japanese accents in English and the word 'golf'. The accent replaces the 'l' sound with an 'r' sound, perfectly exemplified in the movie Team America: World Police in the song "I'm So Ronery", performed by Kim-Jong Il. This word, combined with full sentences spoken in an exaggerated version of these accents forms the basic grammar of the "Garf" language.
Werr, I trieder to pray with my mommer garf, but she didn't wanter to cause I'm autisticer garf!!!!
by Joel Garcia (Not my name) July 13, 2020
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Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time
Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing
by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 12, 2016
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Garf

"hey, did you see the Garf Comic in today's newspapaer? i thought it was pretty funny."
"what the fuck is a Garf, Bob. please tell me what a Garf is."
by TermedSaturn942 October 02, 2018
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