Gamble

To run across a road at a fast pace without looking to see if there are any vehicles moving towards you in the hope of not getting hit by uncoming traffic. It was created in the late 90s/early 00s by Mark Mc Legend and some wigger.

Steve:Did you play gamble yesterday?
Andrew:Yea but i lost
Steve:O right i was wondering why we are in hospital

by Luc O'Zade January 26, 2008

gamble

A gamble is when you have to fart but your afraid you'll crap your pants. Therefore you just have to take a gamble and wish for the best.

*In an office building*

Joe: Man I gotta fart.

Bill: So fart what's the big deal?

Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.

Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.

by Doomsday Jesus September 17, 2006

Gamble

Also referred to as a planet due to the similar properties the 2 share; immensely huge mass, gravitational pull, etc.
You'll often find a gamble by simply looking up at the thing that's blocking the sun. Don't get too close or you'll be pulled into it and engulfed whole.

Billo: "Holy crap, that's one huuuge ugly space cow."

Exley: "That's no ugly space cow, it's a planet!"

Wilkins: "Oh don't mind that, it's just a Gamble."

Billo + Exley: "Aah yes, a Gamble... You're so clever Wilkins."

by Simon Bath May 30, 2007

Gamble

To run at a high pace across a road without looking for uncoming traffic in the hope of crossing the road without getting hit. Also you have to continually shout gamble while on the road. It was created in the late 90s/early 00s by Mark Mc Legend and Dee 'The Dolphin' Mc Creanor.

Steve:Did you play gamble yesterday?
Andrew:Yea but I lost
Steve:O yea i was wondering why we are in the hospital

by Luc O'Zade January 27, 2008

Gamble

A person who has the last name gamble

Eg. Mr Gamble said hello

by Uuttgdk77 October 25, 2020

gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

by improviduto April 9, 2006

gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.

I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.

by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009