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G.I. Hoes 

Female members of the army who suck and fuck in order to get a promotion.
The G.I. Hoes gave me the crabs for Christmas.
G.I. Hoes by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016

g.i. hoe 

a chick who sleeps with all the men on a military base
Emily from Ft. Sill is a G.I. Hoe
g.i. hoe by thats how i roll January 6, 2007

G.I. Hoe 

A female in the military who sleeps her way up in rank. A slut that sucks cock for promotions. A home-wrecker who doesn't care if the military man she is sleeping with has a family as long as it gets her what she wants.
CPT. Titty McGee is a G.I. Hoe because she sleeps with married officers to further her career, sucks dick for discounts on goods and services and is on websites looking for a sugar daddy.
G.I. Hoe by Good.is.subjective February 18, 2015

G.I. Hoe 

A woman in the military who sleeps around to rise up military rank.
Soldier 1: Did you see Stacy has been promoted to corporal

Soldier 2: What? She was buck private last week
Soldier 1: yeah she's a real G.I. Hoe If you know what I mean.

G.I. hoe 

A girl who chases and seduces men in uniform. Like puck slut but for bitches who love military men.
Did you see that girl at recess?

Yeah she’s a total G.I. hoe
G.I. hoe by Bussy July 26, 2018

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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