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The sound of a large cock falling out of your pantaloons
Her eyes widened when she heard the fwump of my cock after unzipping my pants.

My step-mommy couldn't believe her ears when I took off my towel and my cock fwumped out.
Fwump by go4ray September 15, 2020
The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.
I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.
fwump by mrs_equator September 23, 2006
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when you attempt a fist bump, but your friend does a high five ending up in a half fist bump, half high five.
hey man what's up? "fwump!"
fwump by JERALDtc May 20, 2013
A word that describes how ATTROCIOUS YOU ARE! i hope you fall in a hole and break your ankles and never get out you fwumpy piece of poop. your dad was never proud, thats why he left you to get the milk. now leave forever.
i fwumping hate you you piece of fwump!
FWUMP by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022
Basically, this is the sound of a girl/woman's vagina instantly closing and drying up upon hearing something exceedingly technical or nerdy in nature..
Girl: Hi! Watchya been doing today?
Guy: Oh, lots! Did you know that while I was watching the ath0 socket on my router, I saw 6Mbps outbound spike of packets that..
Girl: <FAWUMP>
Guy: Oh shit, I did it again. <SIGH>
fawump by designmechanic September 14, 2014
Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere
they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about
flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"
flumpels by Cinnamon 。^‿^。 January 17, 2018
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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