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Ex Future Bae

Someone who you may have been on the path of becoming bae, but for some reason didn't make it.
I miss how ex future bae used to do that thing with her tongue in bed. Too bad she started talking about marriage.

FutureAestheticMale

A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''
Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has

futurebassistboy 

created when the up and coming legend Matt Hix decided to take up the most worthy bass. Now, however he has joined his most worthy band to become..."Bassistguy"!
"futurebassistboy too the rescue!!!"

"futurebassistboy has evolved from sucking at the bass, to being awsome and becoming...Bassistguy!"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026