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Ex Future Bae

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Someone who you may have been on the path of becoming bae, but for some reason didn't make it.
I miss how ex future bae used to do that thing with her tongue in bed. Too bad she started talking about marriage.
Ex Future Bae by Samurai Kitten May 27, 2016
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FutureAestheticMale

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A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''
Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has
FutureAestheticMale by lookism5678 April 12, 2023
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futurebassistboy 

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created when the up and coming legend Matt Hix decided to take up the most worthy bass. Now, however he has joined his most worthy band to become..."Bassistguy"!
"futurebassistboy too the rescue!!!"

"futurebassistboy has evolved from sucking at the bass, to being awsome and becoming...Bassistguy!"
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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Hair spider

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
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bullshot

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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026
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