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An adverb applied to dishonesty, heightened to a point of baroque excess that the lie is on the verge of, but not past where it becomes obvious self-parody.
In Dr Craig's selective quoting of Darwin, the reversal of originally intended meaning was so complete, and so perverse, it was almost futrelian. We nearly admired him for taking the art of lying to a point of previously unimagined excess.
futrelian by manuel dexter July 5, 2012

Futsal Shuffle 

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.
โ€œMan did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!โ€
Futsal Shuffle by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

F๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐š๐ฅ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  

Futsal Dumpling- Not to be confused with dumpling futsal . This is when a ball used in futsal is wrapped and made into a dumpling , many people do this practice as the ball gives the elasticity of the food and the hollow nature of the ball allows more flavours to be kept inside the dumpling . Futsal dumplings have been a tradition all around the word , sometimes when element dumplings cannot be made futsal dumplings are used instead . Futsal dumplings are very crucial to a humanโ€™s life as we cannot survive without them .
๐˜๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ฐโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ F๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐š๐ฅ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  !
A form of indoor soccer played on a basketball court will a small and heavier ball that normal. It takes quite a lot of skill and control and if you disagree how bout you get off your butt and try to play it. And I did not spell it wrong futsal is not FOOTBALL (american or not).
"Have you ever played futsal?"
"You mean football?"

"No you dumbass! FUTSAL!"
futsal by Soccer Fanatic December 24, 2009
An organized form of indoor football (soccer)
Wanna play football?

Nah, I have a futsal match later this afternoon.
futsal by Pobecax January 19, 2006

futฤƒlฤƒu 

" I fucked three girls last night"
" Fuck you, you are just a futฤƒlฤƒu"
futฤƒlฤƒu by Scรขrba December 17, 2020