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An adverb applied to dishonesty, heightened to a point of baroque excess that the lie is on the verge of, but not past where it becomes obvious self-parody.
In Dr Craig's selective quoting of Darwin, the reversal of originally intended meaning was so complete, and so perverse, it was almost futrelian. We nearly admired him for taking the art of lying to a point of previously unimagined excess.
futrelian by manuel dexter July 5, 2012

Futsal Shuffle 

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.
Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”
Futsal Shuffle by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 

Futsal Dumpling- Not to be confused with dumpling futsal . This is when a ball used in futsal is wrapped and made into a dumpling , many people do this practice as the ball gives the elasticity of the food and the hollow nature of the ball allows more flavours to be kept inside the dumpling . Futsal dumplings have been a tradition all around the word , sometimes when element dumplings cannot be made futsal dumplings are used instead . Futsal dumplings are very crucial to a human’s life as we cannot survive without them .
𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘰’𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 !
A form of indoor soccer played on a basketball court will a small and heavier ball that normal. It takes quite a lot of skill and control and if you disagree how bout you get off your butt and try to play it. And I did not spell it wrong futsal is not FOOTBALL (american or not).
"Have you ever played futsal?"
"You mean football?"

"No you dumbass! FUTSAL!"
futsal by Soccer Fanatic December 24, 2009
An organized form of indoor football (soccer)
Wanna play football?

Nah, I have a futsal match later this afternoon.
futsal by Pobecax January 19, 2006

futălău 

" I fucked three girls last night"
" Fuck you, you are just a futălău"
futălău by Scârba December 17, 2020