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Furning is a word to describe the action of a man sucking cum or semen back up into his penis using mostly unconventional methods. This is often done so a male will keep his edging streak or keeping the trance of a goon.
Dude... I accidently lost my edging streak, is there anything I can do?

Have you tried furning?
Furning by JonJamesJaneJaneth February 15, 2024
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1. The act of grabbing & bending the visor, or 'peak' portion of a baseball cap someone is wearing the wrong way, as if bending a duck's bill, upward, while yelling: 'FURNGG' into their face for added annoyance.

2. What is yelled when grabbing & bending the visor portion of a baseball cap someone is wearing the wrong way.
<Frank (with an evil grin, & hand outstretched) approaches Bill, who is wearing his brand-new Yankee cap.>

Bill: Don't even think about it, Frank! This is my new Yankee hat I just bought at the new Yankee Stadium, and I don't want it ruined!

Frank: OK, OK, no problem, bud. (Frank begins to turn & walk away, but then suddenly turns back, and violently grabs the visor part of Bill's new Yankee cap.)

Bill: HEYYY!!!! DON'T!!!!

Frank: FURNNG!!!!
Furnng by the creep1 March 18, 2013
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Funning is a word you use when someone has asked you "Are you having fun?" or something annoying while you are trying to enjoy something. Instead of just saying "Yes, I am having fun." You can say: "I'm funning!" and then the person who asked will now begin to ask people "Are you funning?" This word is for convenience, so use it.
Person: Playing video games
Annoying guy: "Are you having fun?"

Person: "Ya, I'm funning, now go away man."
Having sex while twerking. Fuck-twerking.
I was furking Leisha like a boss then the music stopped and we just went back to regular fucking.
Furking by RUUFUS August 28, 2013

funning on the real 

I am not qualified to define this term, and you are not qualified to understand it.
Her refined mockery of the socio-psycho underpinnings of society stood as an exemplar of what funning on the real is all about.
funning on the real by Nayest June 22, 2008
To Burp and Fart. Often simultaneously or in specific time region. Also "Furping, Furp, and Furped"

Often Creates a foul smell which makes people GTFO.
"I had a Stomach ache but after I furped I felt better"

Stop Furping!!!!"
Furping by harrythetoilet September 7, 2010

Funninglingus 

When a clown gives a woman oral sex.
I was at my friend's kid's party the other day and the clown and I went into the den and he gave me some funninglingus.
Funninglingus by Miss_Hernandez December 16, 2009
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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