Furnass

Furnace + Ass. When the release of flatulence is incredibly hot, feeling as though it is roughly 10-20 degrees celsius hotter than the body temperature of the person releasing it. Typically, Furnass releases are completely silent and smell worse than anything the natural world can produce.

"Sorry, James, I have ridiculous Furnass right now."
"I know, Tyler. I've been smelling it for the last hour."

by He Who Has Smelled Furnass February 23, 2021

Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.

I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!

by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

funass

antonym to dumbass

1. someone with a fun ass

2. someone who is both intelligent and fun

don't be a dumbass ! be a funass !

by garve&feeb December 27, 2019

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003

Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

by max January 14, 2004

Barrow-In-Furness

the home of teenage pregnancies, crackheads and the legendary gurnie

“Barrow-In-Furness is a shithole but it’s our shithole”

by gurnie2 June 25, 2019

Barrow In Furness

Shithole in Northwest England. A place where you can walk 100yards and find a chav, every street has dog shit on it, where it rains practically everyday and has a bad reputation for knife and drug crime. I'm UNFORTUANATE enough to live here. it's cold. I need to move to a warmer climate

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by GetMeOuttaHere91 December 22, 2008