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furmanski 

A Furmanski is a sexy strong bearded Jewish warrior from the Jurassic era who always has a sparkle in his eye when speaking to the ladies. Most men assume a Furmanski to be well endowed, but none are sure...

A true Furmanski, is firm, as well as manskee.

Some Furmanski's dwell in caves, others in beauteous forests and others again in metal tanks.
1. a: "Excuse me can you pass me the furmanski"
2. b: "fuck that man is so furmanski right now"
furmanski by Hamsterflash April 19, 2018
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The essence of being large and hairy
dude! Look at that big furpass of a guy!
Furpass by Rikameka August 9, 2010

farmassist 

This is a person who helps on the farm and is subject to the direction and complaints rendered by the farmoaner. Of course, the farmassist may eventually need help from the pharmacist who can dispense antidepressants.
The farmassist was sent about the farm to take care of innumberable tasks while the farmoaner complained from the shaded porch with iced tea in hand.
when someone makes a typo when spelling dumbass and spells fumass instead.
fumass by The ultimate Fumass February 28, 2021
Furnace + Ass. When the release of flatulence is incredibly hot, feeling as though it is roughly 10-20 degrees celsius hotter than the body temperature of the person releasing it. Typically, Furnass releases are completely silent and smell worse than anything the natural world can produce.
"Sorry, James, I have ridiculous Furnass right now."
"I know, Tyler. I've been smelling it for the last hour."
Furnass by He Who Has Smelled Furnass February 23, 2021

furmason 

furmason: A member of the furry society. Furmasons promise to pet each other and promote the brotherly love among its members. Outside their annual meetups they recognize each other by subtile animal behavior. The furmasons are thought to be in control of the worlds electronic infrastructure. People also refer to this as deep fur.
person a: You know Teddy from the IT-department? I heard he always gets to work from home, when he wants. That's unfair.
person b: Don't mess with him. He is a furmason. He has connections to way above our level of jurisdiction.
furmason by anonymous July 9, 2024
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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