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furmanski
A Furmanski is a sexy strong bearded Jewish warrior from the Jurassic era who always has a sparkle in his eye when speaking to the ladies. Most men assume a Furmanski to be well endowed, but none are sure...
A true Furmanski, is firm, as well as manskee.
Some Furmanski's dwell in caves, others in beauteous forests and others again in metal tanks.
A true Furmanski, is firm, as well as manskee.
Some Furmanski's dwell in caves, others in beauteous forests and others again in metal tanks.
furmanski by Hamsterflash April 19, 2018
farmassist
This is a person who helps on the farm and is subject to the direction and complaints rendered by the farmoaner. Of course, the farmassist may eventually need help from the pharmacist who can dispense antidepressants.
The farmassist was sent about the farm to take care of innumberable tasks while the farmoaner complained from the shaded porch with iced tea in hand.
farmassist by Gregory V. Richardson July 25, 2004
fumass
fumass by The ultimate Fumass February 28, 2021
Furnass
Furnace + Ass. When the release of flatulence is incredibly hot, feeling as though it is roughly 10-20 degrees celsius hotter than the body temperature of the person releasing it. Typically, Furnass releases are completely silent and smell worse than anything the natural world can produce.
"Sorry, James, I have ridiculous Furnass right now."
"I know, Tyler. I've been smelling it for the last hour."
"I know, Tyler. I've been smelling it for the last hour."
Furnass by He Who Has Smelled Furnass February 23, 2021
furmason
furmason: A member of the furry society. Furmasons promise to pet each other and promote the brotherly love among its members. Outside their annual meetups they recognize each other by subtile animal behavior. The furmasons are thought to be in control of the worlds electronic infrastructure. People also refer to this as deep fur.