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An insult derived from the song made by an amature band in Flagstaff, the songs name is, "Tofurky."

Usually used as a replacement for a cuss word because we are a bunch of lame 7th and 8th graders who don't want to cuss.
"What the furky?"

"You mother Furky!"
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Charlie Furky

Someone who is a furry and either likes Charlie Kirk or looks like Charlie Kirk
He is a Charlie Furky because he is a furry and has the face of Charlie Kirk. He is a Charlie Furky because he is a furry and likes Charlie Kirk
Charlie Furky by timmytippytoeskirk February 26, 2026
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Firkytoodling 

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.
All set for a bit of firkytoodling?
Firkytoodling by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

Funky Kong 

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuckyer is denoted by a % (percent sign) followed by a tag on social media sites to denote a complaint about annoying posts.
Friend posts something like: I am doing yet another challenge for charity.
You respond: %StupidChallenge
(read as Fuckyer Stupid Challenge)
Fuckyer by Fat Atheist August 21, 2014

Ur uncy funky 

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.
Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*
Ur uncy funky by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018

:FUCKYOU 

Exactly what you think it is: a fuck you emoticon. The computer doesn't have a face for it...yet. Used when you hate something or someone and you can't put it in words.
<person 1> yo dood we goin to get fucked up meng

<person 2> yo sick bro, where?

<person 1> nah you're not invited

<person 2> :FUCKYOU

<person 1> ......how the fuck did you do that face?
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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