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To bail or ditch a group of friends (usually followed by a lame excuse)
Mike furfed on the party to stay home and read a book.
Furfed by Leder007 July 26, 2012
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to get totally shitfaced so when you read a shirt that says fmf it comes out furf.
Sam- I'm going to get totally furfed tonite and do some crazy shit.
furfed by jamaljones September 7, 2007
Related Words
furfed furred fuffed fured Furked Furped Farfed farfedfacehead forfed fufed
a dmv ( d.c,maryland, and virginia) term for being high.
dam nigga you always furred.
" what are you doin tonite?" " uh... idk probally go to a party and get furred"
furred by ambitiouslil1 February 8, 2010
When you explain to someone you have just Farted & Burped At the same Time.
"I Have Just Furped!"
Furped by LOU LOU @ 4 April 22, 2012
(noun) The time until which a furry is aloud to fap to furry pr0nz.
Furry 1: Did you see that pic I linked you to last night? Talk about a fap attack!

Furry 2: Nah, you sent that at like 2am, that's waaaay past my furfew.

Furry 1: Bummer.

Furry 2: I can check it out when I get home though. Was it really that good?

Furry 1: *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
furfew by JLeog September 10, 2011

furfentein

Exclamation for anything, used in any context
"I got a new car!"
"oo furfentein"

"my mom died"
"furfentein.."

"Yo I accidentally broke your cup"
"FURFENTEIN."
furfentein by livelyy October 28, 2022

furred body 

An ugly or dusty person. (Different from the word furred, which can also describe an object. Furred body soley means a person.
1. Yo a furred body.
2. Eww, yur mom is a furred body yo!
furred body by piiglett. February 16, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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